Saturday, December 10, 2005

Study Break #2

Study Break #2

Points to Ponder...

Angela: There's a wet spot on our floor? (Implying that someone had in fact taken a leak on our floor) Alyssa: Probably from where Jenna was just standing...

Monica: You know what... we have created a term, "Loftworthy." Meaning someone is worthy to go on the "bedframe of shame."

Monica: Did you blog about the time you almost fell out of your loft this week?
Alyssa: No

So here goes, I crawled into bed the other night about 11 because I was super tired and done with my paper. Monica had been laying on our floor since 6:30 with a large chemistry book in front of her. This book can only be compared to the Physicians Desk Reference, Aunt Candy and my mother are probably the only people out there who know how ginormous this book is. Anyway, I screamed a hair-raising scream which lead Monica to believe that she had almost just died, Angela started laughing, and Jenna wondered what the hell was going on over here. Anyway, this started a laughing fit for me which lasted about 5 minutes straight. My tummy hurt after. Monica then began to beat her head against the book on the floor. All I remember was hugging the wall for the rest of the night singing myself songs from RENT while trying to fall asleep.

Carl: So do I warrant a shower? Alyssa: mmm... maybe. I might just take a shower later for purely my own benefit. Carl: thanks, I feel important now... Alyssa: I know, I have a way of making people feel that way. Don't worry, I will shower for you.

7 Comments:

Blogger GRANDE said...

Clarification: Jenna had just come in from outside, where there is cold and snow, hence the wet spot.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so glad that you clarified because I am telling you that that blog was very similar to the Siewert/ drug bust story and I am sure Sarah will see it that way when She reads it also. Next time you take a Study break, tell me, how was the Christmas Carol???? Mom

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mom, not quite a Siewert/drug bust worthy story. It actually kinda had a point, and it actually kind of got to the point quickly. As opposed to the thirty minute rambling with no point to even get to Siewert/drug bust story. Kinda close though.

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SCREAMED WHEN SHE WAS IN HER LOFT? MOM

12:33 PM  
Blogger GRANDE said...

Apparently glasses still aren't helping you as it clearly states in Monica's statement why I screamed. I almost fell out of my loft...

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fine.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think Alyssa wins this one. Therefore, you lose.

8:02 PM  

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